I am OBSESSED with this song.
"Hey, I will be singing "Lime in the Coconut" after you, and you will be extremely impressed… as was my abnormal psychology class in college."
Lance Sweets - 1985 - 2014
oh my god FUCK all this negativity on tumblr
you’re trans? that’s wonderful. you’re cis? cool. hetero? alright with me. homo? that’s good for you. bisexual? fuck yeah. pan/ace? i love you. questioning? that’s okay, man.
you’re all wonderful and don’t let anyone tell you you’re less.
Don’t take anybody’s shit for being who you are.
DO YOU KNOW THAT KIND OF WRITER’S BLOCK WHERE YOU ALREADY HAVE A PLOT, YOU KNOW WHAT TO WRITE BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT AND YOU JUST STARE AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR HOURS UNTIL YOU FINALLY CLOSE THE DOCUMENT AND CURSE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE
CAUSE I DO
Literally me all the time!
why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises
it’s the only way they can hear it
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
babe can i show you my d*ck
Nothing I expected but everything I wanted
Favourite Halloween Movies
PRACTICAL MAGIC, HOCUS POCUS, CASPER <3
finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet
Sleepy Hollow 2x01 - This Is War + Hugs
This has been a psa about Aesthetic Attraction by me
I don’t think that I experience much sexual attraction….like, I think that I probably experience it a lot less than your average person.
I find it really strange that when you’re in a long distance friendship or relationship all you want to do is see that person and being around them is the biggest most wonderful deal but there are people who interact with them
all the time, on the street and in the classroom and in the shops and it always makes me jealous because you want to be with this person so much and for everyone else they’re nothing special but for you they’re everything special
I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay.